Square Tits

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.

Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!

by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010

square shit

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

by Nicky James. October 27, 2007

lips squared

noun. synonym for female. refers to the lips on her head, and the lips between her legs.

by Misogyne November 1, 2002

t squared

thunder thighs

Everyone here is so skinny i feel like a t squared.

That guy just called me t squared.

by nature's.touch March 3, 2010

square bracket

ASCII 91 and 93 (and hence U+005B and U+005D). Used in matching pairs to denote stage directions in a play or additions to a quotation. In programming languages with C-like syntax, square brackets typically enclose array subscripts. In mathematics, their most frequent use is to denote closed intervals of real numbers. On Urban Dictionary, because they're used for markup and there are no escape sequences, opening square brackets can never appear in the text of a definition.

The standard QWERTY keyboard makes square brackets easier to type than parentheses, which is pretty silly considering how much more common parentheses are.

by Subsequence February 16, 2010

Goofing on a Square

To say something in a joking or sarcastic manner, but you really meant it seriously.

"wow - what happened to your hair - oh I'm just kidding it looks good" - not really, you're goofing on a square - because it looks horrible.

by superhero75 August 25, 2010

c squared

Refers to Calvert County in Southern Maryland.

I went down to c squared to bury my cousin's turtle.

by Mark S. Roop September 11, 2009