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Mark Toolberg

Someone who nonchalantly interrupts a perfectly good conversation you are having with someone and proceeds to ruin your evening by talking about themselves.

Someone who racially abuses some one of South East Asian extraction, occasionally leaving him/her blind in one eye.
Mark Toolberg I'm sorry Sarah Silverman but I don't care for your story about your dying Grandmother can we please talk about me.

Mark Toolberg Excuse me waiter that phở, gỏi cuốn tasted like arse I feel it's only fair that I racially assault you.
by otmazletov February 12, 2013
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Stretch marks

The stretch marks on your body represent the beauty inside of you.
by secretlovahh September 9, 2018
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mark hamill

The guy who Disney girls will mistake for Zac Efron.
I witnessed a girl watch Star Wars for the whole 2 hours just because she thought that Zac Efron was playing Luke Skywalker, until I told her that its Mark Hamill.
by DS Owner August 4, 2007
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Mark Of The Whore

n: slang
A tattoo used to identify sexually loose females.
Tattoo or "Mark" a.k.a. "Coaster" is located on the lower portion of females back. Usually the tattoo is of a butterfly or tribal design, sometimes both.

It can be helpful when trying to avoid the diseased sluts in a bar circuit. Most young woman who carry the mark also carry S.T.D.'s.
"She has a huge mark of the whore."
by Jizzo_TheClown December 25, 2005
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skid marks

The lines of poop that are left on the toilet after one flushes and are very hard to clean out.
"Dude, this guy took the biggest crap so I flushed the toilet and their were skid marks left behind!"
"Nasty, dude!"
by rangerstilidie1872 December 5, 2013
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Mark-hamed

To Mark-ham is to provide Devine dicking of gold star quality. To be Mark-hamed is where the orgasm given is mind altering and the receiver is left in a blissful yet jittery state for multiple hours.

Warning: the recipient may have flashbacks and cravings may occur up to days later.
Sharron was delighted to be Mark-hamed one passionate love making session, she didnt stopped shaking for the rest of the day.

Pete provided a wonderful Mark-ham to Sharron and is now the popular topic at any female gathering.
by Smiles for dayz May 1, 2021
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Pull the Mark

The act of shattering your pelvis with an electric jack cause you're a fucking idiot. Another definition for this is, the act of shattering your penis and its internals due to missing the vagina cause you're a fucking idiot.
Mr Patrone found Mark with a shattered pelvis. Hence Pull the Mark.
Yeah bro I fucking went to the hospital cause I accidentally pulled the Mark with my girl last night.
by Mr Dr Prof Boner May 27, 2020
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