Money junkie

A person who is mentally consumed by an addiction to money. Every aspect of his life suffers as he/she satisifies the addiction.

Friend: this sunset is one of the prettiest things I have ever experienced.
Money junkie: yeah, thanks God sunlight is free.

Friend: aren't those kittens meowing charming?
Money junkie: yep, but cat food is so expensive...

Friend: Do you think that Plato's Republic has any valuable ideas for today's problems?
Money junkie: damn, my portfolio devaluated 2 cents today. Sorry what's that you said?

Partner: do you love me?
Money junkie: how much will it cost me?

by Bruno Grey September 2, 2013

Onion Money

Made popular by the Vanilla Ice 'Satisfaction' single, "She has no no Onion Money" is spoken by an uncredited lip actor.

'Onion Money' refers to a 90's fad of trading sexual favors for food at a farmer's market.

"Yo Vanilla! She has no no onion money!"

"Me and Darnell were hungry, so we traded some onion money down on ol'country road."

by JCarCom May 7, 2012

money tits

When someone looks amazing.

Belinda looked at herself in the mirror and thought, “I look like the fucking money tits.”

by Formerlyrepressedgeek October 18, 2019

dope money

Money that is gained by selling drugs

Dealer: you want some money
Dealer's friend: I don't want that dope money

by Jimanto November 11, 2020

Lars money

When someone is rich rich and has so much money hr doesn't even know what to spend it on he has lars money

Yo you are rich as fuck does your dad have lars money or something

by Amir khomik November 18, 2020

Momma Money

Money recived from your mother that has not been earned by work.

Similar to Daddy Dollars

Mom can i have some money i dont want to get a job. Pleese?

by myspace is for noobs August 29, 2005

F.U. Money

When the marginal value of the next $ = 0. The point at which an individual, after acquiring absurd wealth, ceases to care about his/her reputation, and ceases to concerned with the economic repercussions of his/her future actions. Otherwise know as "f*** you money".

Bernard Madoff was on the verge of achieving F.U. Money status, at which point he would have retired to a non-extradition country and sipped Mai-Tais with Milton Waddams.

by ZhangBanger March 22, 2011