moist coochie

Wet Vagina

Jessica has a moist coochie.

by Mac8477 January 25, 2018

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

moist meet

The moistest type of meat.

"It said that Poseidon couldn't handle moist meet.", said makiki

by moonboi May 24, 2018

Moist Moses

A Jewish man who splats his pants

You splatted everywhere you Moist Moses

by Soft Steve January 31, 2012

Moist

Probably the dirtiest word ever.

Bob: Jim you are making me moist
Jim: man wtf Bob

Bob: I mean my sandwich is moist
Jim: gross

by Jeffrocks March 15, 2016

Moist Mobile

the best car in the game Project Zombiod, no other car can beat it.

A car that can only be driven by the best, the only MoistCr1tical. The Moist Mobile is the most powerful car, fast, durable, moist and very critical.

by somegoober October 7, 2023

moist

Someone weird or like embarrassing. Can give you the ick or weird feeling, they’re usually a beg. Usually used to describe males who do gay shit like make bands and fake being high or drunk. Very embarrassing and contagious disease xx

person 1: “did you watch ‘daniels’ story ?”
person 2: “yhh... ‘the godfathers’ are too moist”

by flowersdiehard January 2, 2022