Michael

An American name given to obnoxious people at birth.

This baby's cry is extra loud and obnoxious. You should probably name it Michael.

by TheWombler November 10, 2018

Michael

Michael is a tall bean pole. He is skinnier than a toothpick. He tries to be cool but when he is on a bus things get good. His mom pays people to be his friend. He really has no friends. He likes guys and tries to cover it up. He does some very stupid things and denies it. He thinks he is very strong and he thinks he is not skinny but don’t listen to anything he says. If you ask someone their name and they say michael, just walk away, and that is it.

Are you kidding me?!?! You really Michaeled things up.

by Awaytincan6966 October 23, 2019

Michael

short, but thick penis

You have Michael!!; means you have small dick

by ddakkuli89 October 31, 2017

Michael

A rude boy who makes you feel bad about yourself. His main goal in life is to make others cry. He uses black mail a lot. He thinks he's funny. He's rude and awful and makes girls run upstairs and cry in the bathroom.

Ya Michael made Jessica cry, did you here?

by Shjsoanebdidod May 27, 2017

Michael

A person with a very lazy eye and kinda gay

dang Michael has a very lazy eye

by Trayj234 April 18, 2017

Michael

The simpiest simp in all of SimpVille. The face of SimpNation, this man will steal your girl but never actually fuck her.

Adriano: “I bought a girl lunch today, she even hugged me!”
Armando: “You sound like a Michael right now”

by BigMancini February 20, 2020

Michael

a gay boy who usually does a lot of pushups with his backpack on

does Michael play tennis

why is Michael not wearing his shirt

by omg ideklol March 20, 2020