Michael 

An asshole

1. Guy1: Hey do you know Michael

Guy2: yeah he is an asshole

Michael by Fagsgshhdhssh May 17, 2018

Michael 

Fat ass Guatomolon who eats whatever is in the fridge, doesnt clean up his mess, calls everyone n****** and has a baby chode

Girl: "Ewwww he is such a Michael

Michael by Startrel8637 May 19, 2018

Michael 

Ugliest Man you will ever see. Honestly don’t go near him. He breaks ur heart, and makes ur eyes cry just from looking at him. He isn’t cute in the heart, soul, or body. He is just, disgusting.

Ava: Ew i hate Michael.

Ava 2: I know look him staring us because he has no friends.

Michael by urbiotch June 10, 2018

Michael 

Michaels come off sweet. They tend to be players but will come out with the truth that they did fall for you when its too late. They always have a girlfriend because anyone would snatch them up.

Watch out for Michaels they might catch your heart.

Michael by AL20000 June 24, 2018

Michael 

Most annoying person ever. Most people dislike him.

Dude, stop being so dumb, your acting like michael

Michael by Respek.whamen August 7, 2018

Michael 

A fat lying sack of shit who likes to lick toilet seats. He is rejected by most girls except for the ones that just date to make their ex jealous. He is never going to be trustworthy and will always be prone to crying at the sight of a sheet of math homework.

Michael walked into the house for more dinner from his mom.

Michael by AdvancedAtom June 1, 2017

Michael 

Nobody likes him, he's annoying and Kerry hates him.

See that guy, he's called Michael and he's so weird

Michael by XxTheTopDogxX September 26, 2017