Mega Pound (M£)

A mega pound is one million pounds (£1,000,000)

I reckon that Rodney's house must be worth at least 1 Mega Pound (M£).

by The Real Takeshi October 12, 2022

mega-toxic rizz

literally the most down bad, toxic, manipulating and criminal rizz of all time, usually it uses the other person's weaknesses (mental problems) to take advantage of being vulnerable. if you use it, you're either a guy combining all those that Lana del Rey talks about - or so down bad you'll resort to anything, including worsening mental health to get some play.
You're going to jail. and to hell.
I am too.

(fishing for girls with daddy issues)
Guy 1 : damn do we gotta really ambush them outside the psychiatrist?
Guy 2 : Yes nigga I haven't touched a woman since my mother beat me up as a kid....... one's coming!
Guy 1 : *approaches* hey there babygirl, you look tired today, have you eaten?
Guy 2 : *whispering to himself* goddamn this man is talented! never seen a cleanest and meanest mega-toxic rizz!

(fishing for girls with ED)
Guy 1 : Nigga we doin this AGAIN?
Guy 2 : shut up ...... hey there beautiful! my god you look stunning today! you're very thin!

by GbXb April 26, 2023

Mega momma milkers

The Mega momma milkers, the biggest bonbonagahoogs that have ever been seen, the largest of the large titty, absolutely immaculate.

Person 1: *stares intensely*
Person 1: I have spotted the mega momma milkers, I shall approach

by I’m the almighty one November 30, 2020

mega bumhole pooface

The ultimate roast. Nothing could beat a comeback of mega bumhole pooface. Usually used by 8 year olds and smart adults.

Well you are a mega bumhole pooface. Get wrecked loser. You just got beasted on noob

by ZeMasster December 30, 2018

You’re mega gay

There’s nothing to this. It’s just a fact of life, you are really gay

Dude you’re 999% gay, by that I mean you’re mega gay

by You’re mega utterly gay September 9, 2022

mega munz simp

If you are “the mega Munz simp” You are Dayton munsen. You have the worst case of the Munz, and u are also the highly voted SIMP of the friendgroup. Just by looking at Dayton munsen you get the worst case of the MUNZ/SIMP disorder!

I was walking my alarm clock this morning when I saw my new neighbor dayton munsen watering his stove. I swear to god it was the most mega munz simp SHIT IVE SEEN IN MY LIFE!

by YBC HAYDO January 29, 2020

ultra mega gay

ultra mega gay means that you love to lick, suck and bite large dicks. You can not be ultra mega gay if you say “no homo”

Alex: Yo Sam, that guy matt is ultra mega gay.
Sam: No he’s not, he said no homo

by yougotasmallpeen October 27, 2019