penis master

A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.

Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 4, 2022

Master munger

A being that has transcended Satan in how sick they are. To obtain this unholy title one must commit the act of munging countless times to the point that however hard they try to wash away their sins the stench of mung will not leave their face.

“have you seen Lara and Willow recently?”
“Nah”
“Well they have become master mungers”

by Gooch haircut August 28, 2020

Language Master

Someone who knows and mastered all types of language including their dialects, starting from Japanese

Alex is a Language Master, he corrected my Japanese and taught me many things!

by John Niggee May 19, 2015

Master Blasted

verb - to badger the hell out of someone via text messaging

When I returned to my desk after lunch, I got master blasted. There were 13 text messages on my phone by the same person.

by The Dirty October 2, 2012

Perk master

A fucking legend

Perk master: "Hello kind sir, heres a free joint"
Civilian : " Oh ma goodness, why thank you perk master!"
Perk master: " Anytime"

by Wyan wholohan🙂🙂🙂🙂 August 16, 2023

Master-Baster

One whom wields a Turkey Baster in order to create the perfect amount of meat moisture during Thanksgiving.

During Thanksgiving, Grandma dubbed me Master-Baster.

by The Irv November 30, 2010

quizz master

Most annoying person known to man, can't read and stuggles to pronounce words correctly

What is with that quizz master?

by Angry12 May 12, 2016