Part 1
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
A Tiea is an X-member of the 229 and therefore a 229'er. Not to be confused with being in the X-Men. However, she is a mutant. Her powers are more honorable as she seeks to destroy all lies. Like Krystola, she will cast spells on your ass but not with sparklers. She will walk around your house with sticks and lit candles when she does you in. Don't need no stinking sparklers!!
Tia-Maria's are beautiful and amazing creatures. They love having fun and have beautiful smiles.
Tiea's are also prone to mood swings and sitting in truck for prolonged periods of time. One must first observe her mood from a distance before approaching. If it's safe you may approach a Tiea but if not it's better to wait until you see a smile. She has a spectacular smile.
Tiea will make you biscuits and they are grander than Grands especially when she puts strawberries in them. She will also keep you alive when she let's you eat the food she stockpiles but sometimes other members do not like that you can F up all the food you want so beware plotting IS afoot.
Tiea's will take you arrowhead digging when they find out you wanna go so bad.
Tiea's will wash clothes nonstop too and use up ALLLL the Tide in the house.
Tiea's also mix up cheap laundry soap in the Tide bottle but don't tell Triple D.
See part 2- if you can handle it??!
229'er- Who's that sitting in that truck over there?
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
Princess Weirdo- Gasps as she takes an step backwards saying stand back!! It's a tiea-Maria!!!
229'er 2-What's a Tiea-Maria, PW?
Princess Weirdo- Nobody knows they just mysteriously appeared. Don't go over there! Let me observe her mood.
229'er 1- I'm so very scared right now!
Princess Weirdo- No stay away!! It's not safe for you to approach TM! Imma go visit her though.
by Princess Weirdo January 16, 2022
Get the Tiea-Mariamug. by nyamnun January 18, 2023
Get the Dirty Mariamug. In the Destiny universe, "Carlos and Maria" are what Eva Levante secretly calls her fists: lefty being Carlos and righty being Maria.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Even though she claims to be a normal grandmother, she secretly hides the light, is a titan named Zorro, and sneaks out during holiday events to honor "Carlos and Maria" a.k.a. kill enemies of the tower with her bare fists.
Eva just smiles warmly knowing that Carlos and Maria are both still able to enjoy the solstice bonfire.
by Black Uncle Phillip July 21, 2022
Get the Carlos and Mariamug. A girl named Maria João is usually one of the best friends you can have. She is very quiet and shy around new people, but that’s just because she is judging if you are worthy of their precious time (not to be wasted on dull weird people, understandably). Once she has decided you’re trustworthy, she will lit up your life! She is goofy, funny, deadly gorgeous, super smart and usually small, but she stands her ground. Etymologically a “maryjane” is gracious and kind but once trust is betrayed, she will forever remember that – which is basically true, so better not to mess with her! Living well is important to her, and she will be happy when well fed. She overthinks basically every human interaction ever to exist, but in a day-to-day basis she is easy-going, practical, self-reliant, stoic and ambitious. She pours her heart in everything she does and has a way of understanding the heart of the ones in need. She is determined and will keep going when others would’ve given up ten kilometers back, even if she has doubts on her potential. She can be so down-to-earth that sometimes their gaze tips downwards (and focus on the negatives rather than the possibilities) and should be be encouraged to believe in her gigantic potential and dream the dreams she deserves. Maria João will always have your back and love you even if you are not the type of person that wants to run a marathon like she does. She is the best person towards the people she loves the most and is the best hugger.
Random person 1: That girl is f*cking incredible!
Random person 2: What were you expecting? She is a Maria João.
Random person 2: What were you expecting? She is a Maria João.
by potapatohartis December 11, 2021
Get the Maria Joãomug. This is a girl that is quite quiet but amazingly talented, she is probably flexible and graceful. She is smart and isn’t one of those people that sits on a computer all day, she is very sweet. She can be a bit shy at times but once you get to know her she is extremely empathetic and kind.
by Twixie74 March 30, 2021
Get the Hana-Mariamug. Maria-Yamouna is the type of person who’s a bit freaky on the inside. She has a little obsession with sharting and pissing, and appreciates it when people call her stinky. She believes in normalizing walking around naked and loves sleeping naked. Be careful though cause she can turn a bit psycho at times and will scare you. Nevertheless she is so beautiful and hot, and is one of the most stylish and trendy people you’ll ever meet. She’s a giver and will always make you feel loved. Sometimes she doesn’t know when to shut up and can be very very loud. Lastly, she’s def a big wine lover.
by Maria-Yamouna November 22, 2021
Get the Maria-Yamounamug. HERES THE MOTHERFLIPPIN TEA: One of your friends wrote this Maria, can u guess who. They have nothing else better to do. ;) love ur dumb friend in crime.
by marshmarshall May 7, 2019
Get the Maria Debellismug.