A fake title glorified dispatchers give themselves to feel important
Jimmy Hamlet is out Trucking Company Operations Manager... so you know what that really means
by Highrail Brian May 21, 2021
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diaper management

This is a management style by wich "you keep your ass covered at all times"!
During the PowerPoint Presentation my boss was -as usual- giving a perfect example of diaper management!
by Harpo Marx January 5, 2016
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Back Seat Manager

A Back Seat Manager is a toxic employee who does not have any authority and continually over inserts themselves on every process and decision that impact everyone else except themselves.
Johnny was quite the back seat manager in today's staff meeting
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managing by perkele

refering to the finnish way of managing by loud yelling and threats
my boss Mikko was managing by perkele last night.
by mauno_kollatti September 15, 2021
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design management

Bullshit study made to exploit naïve, hipster retards.
by DMI Student February 20, 2014
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Account Managers

A team comprised of individual contributors within an organization. The primary goal of an Account Manager is to retain clients, provide services on a daily basis, and grow the account.

A group of Account Managers is commonly referred to as a Herd.
You better finish that donut before a herd of Account Managers come through.
by franklydave June 28, 2017
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Managering

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022
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