Macking Off

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.

Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!

by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

Mack potential

To be “mack potential” is to be a reckless driver, a car accident waiting to happen.

You’re doing 80 on the shoulder? Nah, you straight mack potential

by Jam Tha Man June 18, 2025

Macked

it means you made out or were making out with someone

me and Jenna Macked

by vxl_ery September 10, 2021

Macke

When someone does something bad and their name usually is Michael, thats when you say it

Men macke, vad gör du?

by ItsNerax December 12, 2023

Mack

verb

I am going to mack this broad.

by Rob Matrix July 31, 2019

mack moser

a fat twerp that likes to suck on men’s feet and swallow their cum

that dude is such a mack moser

by bladesofgrass May 21, 2022

Mack Jigger

Founding member of da Rolling Stones and a famous fisherman.

Gonna try my luck at stream-angling, but I know dat it can be a long and boring ordeal, so I think I'll take along a couple of Mack Jigger albums to listen to.

by QuacksO November 1, 2021