Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!

by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

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missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust

Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"

by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

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Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)

Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."

by TheNooter March 10, 2017

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Hit Or Miss

a meme that is satan's gift,god wont even look at it

guy:HIT OR MISS
another person:I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH?

by ok hand March 4, 2019

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miss baughman

a mean ass hoe that can't teach for her fucking life she has a horrible haircut and is ugly asf she will probably die fucking a bitch cause she is such a slut and a fucking whore bag

miss baughman is a hoe
tru

by fagason February 26, 2015

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