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Happy Meal

A meal that comes with a happy ending!
Can I please get a happy meal with a BJ on the side?
by Mrs. McDonald July 1, 2011
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happy meal

Recieving a handjob under the table in a fast food restaurant, while using ketchup as a lubricant. Mustard is also an acceptable variance.
We went to get a burger after the movie and she gave me a happy meal in the corner booth.
by Johnathon Smithly July 7, 2005
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meal

noun describing a boy that is so metrosexual he misewell be gay, even tho he is not litterly. A meal is a boy that is obsessed with singing, keeping his hair inline, tanning, and his clothes
katie: notice anything different about me? i went tanning!
lauren: yeah i can tell, you're looking kinda meal actually. its grossing me out

tommy: i am your brother, your best friend till the end of timee (singing)
cool guy: dude if your gunna be meal, i'll be you up
by thoseeyes August 22, 2008
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mease

the plural of moose
The mease were in the meadow.
by EinsteinTheMan April 22, 2009
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Meal Deal

A term used to describe a drug dealer who will deliver by car within 45 minutes of calling usually between the hours of 6pm - 1.30am in northern england.
Bring- bring...... bring-bring......."Heeeello?"

"Hey Meal Deal, You deliverin' tonight, duck?"

"Yeah, gimme about 45 minutes."
by o'hara22 July 7, 2010
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Zezima Meal

A fictional meal named after the current highest scoring runescape player, Zezima, which consists of spaghetti with "dragon sauce", "runescpaian dipper" chicken nuggets, Milk from "lumbridge" cows, and a Zezima action figure with an additional 99 golden pieces.
*words or phrases contained in quotation marks are specific elements from the game, runescape.
A man walked into Mcdonalds and said, "I would like one large Zezima Meal please."
by John Gaylord December 10, 2008
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Happy Meal

A meal served in McDonald now called "Suicidal Destruction Meal" in the modern days.

Poorly educated, stupid sad workers are hired in McDonalds making "HappyMeals" everyday, as a little kid used 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him to McDonalds, wasting 20 mile of gas. Then, the kid spends $15 to buy a meal instead of a shirt, then get fat.
After noticing it's global warming because of wasting 50 gallons of air to beg his dad to take him there and wasting 20 miles of gas and $15 of money instead of a shirt and adding weight to Earth by getting fat, he sues McDonald.
Little Kid: I want HappyM.....-
Daddy-Son of a bitch.

*Argues for about 30 minute, causes their relation to get worse, argues more, use 2,000 gallons of air to argue each day, causes smog to overpopulate over Los Angeles, smog covers the sky, the plants starts losing sunshine, causes more people to die from heat, causes a lot of tears and suicidal, causes more cars to use gasoline to try "saving" them, causes global warming to get worst, and cause human extinction.
Happy Meal is evil. DONT BUY THEM!
by DONT BUY HAPPY MEAL! August 30, 2009
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