Lonely Suckatoo

Lonely Suckatoo (noun)

1. A person who experiences extreme loneliness, often feeling isolated or overlooked in social situations.
2. Someone consistently excluded from gatherings, activities, or group invitations.

Check that chick in the corner, shes such a Lonely Suckatoo.

by Waihuk June 12, 2025

lonely

you, or maybe me.

todd was rejected, so lonely being sad

by big ass mother fucking pp January 23, 2023

A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

Lone

Lone is a Norwegian goddess.

She is a beautiful woman with a dirty mouth that can make you blush.

If you ever have the pleasure to be in a company with a Lone you will be horny and confused at the same time.

This girl will spin you around and give you the time of your life.

Treasure it.

Lone, that girl will rock your world

by RingOf4 July 16, 2020

Idiotic lone wolf

I'm a faggot and I try to be a lone wolf but I suck

You're THE Idiotic lone wolf

by Lone wolf is a faggot June 16, 2017

The Lonely Gerstenzang

Cleaning your ears with a Q- tip or cotton swab in a pleasurable fashion, while masturbating. Named after the inventor of the Q-tip Leo Gerstenzang.

Got carried away cleaning my ears the other night. Ended up giving myself the lonely Gerstenzang.

by Edward2yourMother February 26, 2018

My lone chromosome

Some one who fucks her brother and can die if it sees rain

Me: Hey Man U heard about my lone chromosome

Blair: WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT RAIN WHY!!!!!

by RYDO McShagger January 13, 2021