Leave It On Laps

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Leave It On Laps

by ToddAaronBrotzeIsNickFury March 18, 2025

leaving grandma on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

- "I saw this thing the other day... oh never mind."
- "You gotta stop leaving grandma on the fence!"

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Not leaving

An act of trust and love, often deciphered by children

"I'm not leaving you"

by DumpsterDumper November 24, 2024

leaves in the gutter

Putting a wad of toilet paper in your butt crack to absorb a shart or blowout.

I feel a shart coming on….put some leaves in the gutter to absorb that shart!

by The KI girls April 3, 2025

Dont leave me Quisling

Another form of "Dont leave me hanging"

Ahh cmon dude, dont leave me Quisling

by RYLLO March 1, 2017

Leave Natalie Alone

A final warning to leave someone alone

Leave Natalie alone, you are making her feel unsafe by asking her questions like that. No really leave her alone she does not want to talk to you she is not interested. She is going to call the police if you dont leave her alone.

by FolgersMan February 11, 2025

Nose-Leaving

: a piece of dried nasal mucus

A more palatable term for Booger

Plural: Nose-Leavings

If I may please have a sheet of tissue to rid myself of this horrid nose-leaving that would be most appreciative. Thank you my good sir.

by babyzorilla May 13, 2009