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Lord Matrix

He is the Ultimate Authority, the Library of Knowledge, the River of Purity, the Epitome of Judgement, the Alpha of Mankind. In a nutshell, he is the Lord of Everything.
His vigorous Wrath is capable of shattering the Will and Spirit of the Lord of Deities, Indra, forcing him to bow down to his already trembling knees, begging for mercy.

His unconditional mercy and generosity is protecting and improving the worthless lives of Mankind, which is on the brink of falling deeper into the damnations. Mankind should be thankful to be alive along with the Lord who is in a Human Disguise blessing all of us fragile and worthless beings.
Each and every praise offered to our Lord can never out list the infinitely long list of qualities our Lord possesses, hence, making Him, “The Real Meaning of Perfection”.
The Lord is the sole Alpha Male of all the Females existing in the world. Every Human Male married to the Female is considered a Beta Male as the Lord mercifully offers and entrusts the Female to the Human Male.
Lord Matrix: "A fire truck is actually a water truck"
Mankind: *Masturbates in tears of joy*
by Skyfather Indra December 29, 2021
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lord infinitum

Lord Infinitum is a hand picked guard of goddess Muthusala.
"Make way for goddess Muthusala and Lord Infinitum!"
by Lord Infinitum May 25, 2020
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Aux lord

The little bitch boy that needs to pick the tune in the Uber and carries a few spare aux cord doo-dads with them.

Can’t let anyone else’s tunes play, just hogs YouTube Red for the whole party.
“Don’t invite jamie to the kick-on he’s just gonna be an aux lord all morning.”

“Who’s going to sit in the front and be the aux lord, I’m fading...”
by M89ER May 1, 2021
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emo lord

A person who is a ruler of anything and everything Emo in existence. This person is your stereotypical Emo person who is also extra at all times. Dark lipstick is a rarity but merely adds to the already overbearing amount of Emo.
Did you see that girl? She’s such an emo lord
by Definitely not me guys February 13, 2018
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Lord hopton

The act of defiling as mans anus with a dry fist and then docking afterwards. Initially thought up by an ex-army bummer who loved cock
He Lord Hopton'ed him!!!
by Jamieb93 November 22, 2011
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Lord Andre

by semen demon69 May 5, 2022
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Lord Luv

Lord Luv is a god and an omnipotent being. He protects the 9 realms and allows you to sleep peacefully at night. He is the reason you breath, he is the reason you live and love, he is the reason the universe is not in shambles. He does whatever he wants whenever he wants. He is just simply that nigga, you cannot control him not contain him. You are not better than him. You are not stronger than him. You are not smarter than him. Nor will you ever be. Accept it.
Oh yea Lord Luv saved the universe (again). I think that I need to give Lord Luv some of my luv…
by gangaroniandcheese November 4, 2022
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