food log

burrito

hey man u wanna go get some food logs?

by FidelChatstro August 18, 2008

Spinach Log

The solid green dump taken after eating too may greens, particularly spinach.

Man, I tore into the thanksgiving vegetables and ended up dropping a huge spinach log the next morning.

by Dan A. November 30, 2009

Log Jam

When having sex with a chick and she starts taking a shit, you stick your dick in her ass, creating a log-jam

"I was banging some chick last night and she started to take a dump, so I had to give her the log jam"

by sascode December 18, 2005

ants on a log

1. A tasty snack composed of: celery, peanut butter and raisins.
2. When a man shit's on his partner's chest then delicately nuts on the "log" to form albino ants crawling/ dripping on the "log."

After eating ants on a log, Bobby made ants on a log on his girlfriend.

by smcdon April 20, 2007

LOG 4

anal sex with a sexually active white, male homosexual at a campout.

"YO KEYSHA, WHERE DID BEN AND ANDREW GO?"
-"oh, they're just doing some LOG 4 behind that tent."

by Jasmineee December 7, 2006

blow log

placing a line of cocaine on an erect penis and then snorting it off.

Dude, so that chick last night totally took a massive blow log off me.

by jaha March 29, 2005

Log Cabin

The completely non homo act of stripping your bros down, getting them rock hard, and building a Lincoln-log-like cabin with your massive boners. Dude, it's totally not gay. What's wrong with a pile of erections? Nothing... No homo.

Scott: Alright guys! Its 10:30! Time to build a log cabin!

Jeff: Oh yes guys! I've been looking forward to this all night, I've had a boner for 5 hours!

Nick: I'm pulsating.

by MassiveMangasm 8==D July 4, 2010