Lap it up

When there is not enough seats in a car so you have to sit on someone’s lap
There is not enough seats so y’all have to lap it up
by Emogen7608 January 8, 2023
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trout lap

Is where you go to the strip club, get a lap dance and the stripper is really getting into it soo much her sweaty, juicy pussy drips on you making your pants smell like trout.
Damn! I'm going to have to throw these pants away from the trout lap I got at Fantasies last night!
by Trolkin King November 17, 2017
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Kentucky Hot Lap

An act of revenge usually performed on a ex-girlfriend. Very simular to a Donkey Punch. When your are having angry sex with your ex. You put hot sauce on the condom. Insert your cock into her cornhole and with in a few seconds your ex-girlfriend will start flailing around the room running around smashing into random objects as if her asshole was on fire.
Damn bro our roommate was banging her ex boyfriend he came out her room ass naked and did a kentucky hot lap around the apartment.
by Stonerriflefan44 October 16, 2010
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lap fox

An attractive, femme person who sits in laps as a form of affection; oftentimes (although not always) involving secretly engaging in sexual activities in public places

Some users of the term may additionally imply participation in furry culture / cosplay / roleplay fantasy; however, this is not an inherent requirement of the term's meaning.
Is it cool if I invite Sara over to hang?

- Your Tinder friend, the lap fox?

Yeah... she's super sweet, extremely affectionate, and she keeps practically begging me to invite her over the next time I'm with my friends.

- Hell yeah, bro, tell her she's always welcome to hang with us.

- yeah... agreed... why isn't she already here?
by hetecro April 2, 2025
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triple laps

When you stick her toes in your nose then suck the boogies off
“Dude I went from first base to triple laps last night with Mary!”
by Avid-Whooper-Fucker April 14, 2021
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Lap yurtz

Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.

Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3

They fictosexual
And aam lmao.

Hmmm.

Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?

I love fidgets.

I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.

Soooooo.

Bibi.
Lap yurtz/shirley is a artist/animator/singer wolf heartdog stardog thing lmao ummm she has two parents and a sister. She's friends with ived porri and heartdog she's genderfluid but mostly known as female. Ummmmmm she's an aam and overall fatherless. The fandom called boxy. And ummm. I forgot to add age lmao. 5/19/2010 ummmmm. Uhhhhhh. Ummm they have over 99999999999 ocs
She has a planet called fluffwerw with my made up species called larrim/yurtz.

Lots of this is probably not happening yet but if your reading this in the future than everything that is happening is. I have merch. I have comics and shows of my ocs! Im probably an orphan but probably not idk yet. But ye. BTW I'm a sanrio and drawn together lover :3

They fictosexual
And aam lmao.

Hmmm.

Ummmmm
Ummmmm
Did I mention I drawl?

I love fidgets.

I'm out of ideas. But that's not the rest of me. That's just my qna and everything important. The rest is just backstory fantasy and stuff like that.

Soooooo.

Bibi.
by Lap yurtz June 4, 2022
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lap-aroundsss

lap-aroundsss
when a hooker you pay asks you to go around the corner and lap-aroundsss as she blows you and puts her finger in your ass
by sanxity November 5, 2018
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