hong kong milk tea

bukake where the recipient is wearing a veterinary cone collar

the triad gang member snitched and got a hong kong milk tea in retaliation.

by polyclef April 12, 2023

King Kong-ish

1. Being overly beast like.

2. Being insanely good in bed.

GF: How the hell did you break the toilet?

BF: I guess I was being too King Kong-ish.

GF: My BF was King-Kongish last night. It was amazing.
GF's friends: oooh, you go girl!

by CrazyJMiles November 22, 2009

kong dan

Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.

Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan

by kendoui February 26, 2018

Kong

synonym for emotional, often meaning sad.

Im feeling really kong atm :(

by softiessssstmmmmm April 03, 2018

Kong

A stalker who happens to also be hot/attractive.

Origin: the stalker character from the Thai movie " Ghost of Mae Nak " played by Thanadet Meeprasert.

Edward from Twilight is such a Kong.

It is one thing to have stalkers, but having kongs are the most confusing thing ever.

by Hanayura September 18, 2023

Kong

A fictional gorilla, like you. This is not a word, just a scrabble word people use to describe you.

THEM: oh look! the gorilla punched that lion so hard
ME: that is just the equivalent of you hitting me. You Kong!

by Kllakora July 23, 2022

Kong

A person who is not actually mentally disabled, but is so dumb everyone around them believes they are mentally disabled.

"Is George actually retarded?"
"Nah, he's just a kong."
"What?"

by videogames1000 July 24, 2021