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Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.
Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.
by pooooooki July 30, 2025
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Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.
Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.
by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015
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Ken carson

Ken Carson often referred to teen x, goomba, and daddy. He is the greatest rapper to touch the planet.
Person 1: Have u heard a great chaos by Ken Carson
Person 2: no I haven’t

Person 2: Kys
by Kenneth_carson.X November 29, 2023
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Daddy Ken

A person who knows how to make a girl tremble. It's the name that a girl moans when she's on the edge of squirting. This person can be rough and knows how to take control.
by He kudus June 10, 2016
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ken parts

When a guys “junk” is so small, tucked, or equivalently smashed to his body, that you literally can not tell if it’s a he or a she.
Usually bicycle shorts are very telling, but I can’t tell what’s going on with his Ken parts. He looks like a ken doll downstairs.
by SlightlyAskew September 10, 2019
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Ken

The name of the daddy long legs spider that was originally found by Hakos Baelz.

He then disappeared and another spider showed up, getting the name Ken Junior. But Ken Jr. also disappeared before another spider showed up.

So, Ken is synonymous to a spider you can find in your house
Ey, Ken! Hey buddy?

Where did Ken go?

AAAAAAAAAA there's a Ken in my ceiling!
by ka-tan May 1, 2023
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Ken

Ken is an interesting person. it’s weird because he can make you feel so loved but also make you feel so sad. Ken is a great guy and just will the right mental state a great boyfriend but he does play with people emotions not on purpose of course but still he does hurt you sometimes. Other than that one could bring you way more happiness. Even if you and ken are just friends keep close to your ken, cause I lost mine
by Lovely living May 18, 2022
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