karl ove

when you cut your face in a bar bathroom because your brother is getting along with your girlfriend

i feel so happy i could Karl Ove

by absynthe_paris November 17, 2020

karl sleeping

a very cute black keyboardist

"he's cute!"
of course... it's karl sleeping

by clusterbitch123 May 17, 2020

Karl

Karl, a guy that usally bosses poeple around. He´s always dick to poeple and almost like a bully. Everybody pretends to be his friend but are actully just afriad to be his enemy. Thats because he is very agressive. Karls mostly have small and kind of disfugiured penises. They also think they are straigt so they hit on girls but never succede. This is mostly because deep inside they are extremly gay.
Karls are people that think they are better than everyone else and think they are special, but they are just blinded by the truth. witch is that they are bullying motherfuckes who dont know what to do with thier lives so they fuck upp others.

What im trying to say here is that he gets everything that he wants at home, so he expects to get that everywhere, for example at school.

"Hey look a Karl let's pretend to be his friend and then talk shit about him behind his back"
"Yeah good idea"

by Lisa Svensson January 26, 2018

john-karl

my big dick ahh mans he be groaning in my ear like oo oo haa haa!

damn that dick gargantuan, that’s gotta be John-Karl

by Ysbny October 17, 2022

Karl Hans

if you ever get to meet a Karl Hans, make sure you look under his bed. Beside his secrets, you may find multiple socks.

Karl Hans is in love with his own socks.

by aaaaabaabbbbbbccccdddddeeeee November 22, 2021

karl emil

Karl Emil what a hairy dude, his legs are like Chewbacca. Karl Emil likes to watch sport and train in the gym whit his best pal. Karl Emil enjoys to drink alcohol and binge-watch fresh prince.

Friend 1: Do you know Chewbacca?
Friend 2: do you mean Karl Emil?

by lolleren12345 May 8, 2018

Karl

ugly, emo, and depressed by choice

Jim, you're being a real Karl today

by shorteater69 December 6, 2021