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Christan:sup kevin
Kevin: nooooo im a big gay
by Hhggggg July 31, 2018
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anybody named kevin is definitely a tool. if your twitter handle is @kevaclysm then you are definitely 100% a tool. you are even king of the tools.
guy 1: there goes kevin- man, that guy is such a tool.

guy 2: definitely. total toolbag
by scant alpaca August 17, 2018
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This stupid mother fucker has to go. He’s been alive for to fucking long and has tortured us with his awful acting.i would much rather fall off a 69th story building instead of listening to his horrible voice rape my ears and make me wanna cry and cough up blood. I wish this man to die very soon because he didn’t die in that fucking car crash an that breaks my heart. I was honestly hoping he’d die in that crash.everybody died expect him and that really makes me upset and wanna Kermit screwicide and leave my dead body on his door step an let him know how much I fucking hate him.he forced multiple time to listen to him rape my ears and he was the worst fucking comedian and he even got clymidida from all three of his children like who the fuck names there kid heaven yet the kid fucking raped a whole hamster I have no regrets on making this but I really hope he fucking dies right now. And I hope he gets paralyzed from that accident.
Kevin makes me cry in pain
by Kevinhartpreloadedcumdildo69 September 30, 2019
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your teacher that acts like a 16 but is ur teacher....
"im 185lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal"-kevin 2k17
by omg_its_kyle December 15, 2017
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A Kevin is a male version of a Karen.

All the characteristics are the same.
Nobody wants to be a Kevin or a Karen.
If you are one, then your life is fucked up.
Guy: C'mon dude, don't be such a Kevin!
by We will all die. July 16, 2020
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Kevin /noun/ A Smol boy who also refers to the names Cum Slut, Xander’s Bitch, and Pussy Boy.
Wow, Kevin is such a thot. Did you know he sucks Xander’s dick?
by OwO Bleach December 17, 2018
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Literally has the biggest dick, and funny like Kevin hart. Smokes weed, drinks, and likes to fuck!
Kevin made me squirt so many times!!!
by Bickdick12yearold June 17, 2019
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