“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.
by Levi Spencer September 4, 2020
Get the The Johnson Effectmug. Someone who prematurly acts. Usually when the person thinks another individual is done with an object and makes it their own or throws it away(etc.) when in fact the individual was not through using the object.
by 2knuckleshuffle November 21, 2010
Get the Jump-to-it Johnsonmug. When a person remains without a win during any form of competition over a set period of time (day, week, month etc..). Sports, board games etc.. all included.
If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.
At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
If a person gets a win during the set time period they are no longer known as Donuts Johnson.
At the start of the next period of time everyone is equal but once a game has been played anyone who has played a game and is without a win is considered a Donuts Johnson.
by Slither13 June 9, 2011
Get the Donuts Johnsonmug. by Bigracks37 July 2, 2023
Get the Screaming Johnsonmug. by Real_Gurl June 18, 2019
Get the SC Johnsonmug. 
is a word that can be used to describe somebody hanging on to something with dear life, especially when everybody concerned wants you to stop, even to go as far as quitting their cushy jobs. furthermore, it is appropriate to use this when the act of hanging on is actively damaging what you are hanging on to, causing festering distrust in that thing and causing shaking laughter from the rest of the entire fucking world.
Steve, she's had 8 kids with barry now, get over it and stop trying to pull them apart by insinuating an affair.
No, cus im Boris johnson
No, cus im Boris johnson
by PiGeOn the BrIt July 10, 2022
Get the Boris Johnsonmug.