Magnum Joe

The act of pee inside the vagina during the penetration

Go to the bathroom before you use your magnum joe in your girlfriend!

by Joseoh December 31, 2007

Everybody wants me Joe

This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."

Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"

(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)

Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."

Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)

(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)

Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'

by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009

Meet Joe Black

Code word 1990's Anoka girls use for masterbation.

Hey Jade, did you meet Joe Black last night?

by Trevor Lasting Gobstopper February 4, 2021

milky joe

a person with milky eyes who sits outside little shops rocking back and forth singing 'eh where is my milky josephine. always striving to learn more about the wold through their milky eyes.

a passer by: hey up milk
milky joe: HELLO ITS MILKY JOE
a passer by: oh, my bad, hey up milky joe wassup?
milky joe: i wanna learn more and i strive to learn more

by huuhuhu November 29, 2011

mary joe

Common name used for the substance marijuana. Often used in its full extent; Mary Joe Anna or in abreviated form; Mary J

You got any mary joe

by Brunel July 18, 2008

no mouse joe

no mouse joe is a nickname given to Joe, when Steven ubor jacks Joe's mouse, thus not able to use a mouse
Which causes Joe to be U!30R-H4><0R3)
in most cases Joe gets back his mouse

"What you going to do now, No mouse Joe?"
"Do you have a mouse, no mouse Joe?"

by Duster March 17, 2004

Milky Joe

A person with particulary white, or milky skin, and possibly white hair; similar to albinos

WOW! He's a proper Milky Joe

by Daniel Sawyer December 21, 2007