January 16

It’s give your girlfriend a kiss national day.

Hey it’s January 16 pucker up and go kiss your girlfriend

by Kingslayer4555 January 13, 2021

1 January

January 1st! Day of "Break an egg in your friend's head"
Just do it! Τo keep the traditions!
When your friend isn't looking at you, slap them with an egg!
It's so fun!

-3...2...1... Happy new yeaaarr!
-**slap**
-Dude what are you doing?? lol
-Ayyy don't you remember!? It's 1 January "Break an egg in your friend's head " day!!"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

january 4

january 4 is a day to skip school

hey tomorrow is january 4 so you know what that means!” “ oh ya!”

by @queenbee January 1, 2020

January 27

January 27

January 27

by Griffo mo January 26, 2021

11 January

International dropping day. A day to drop all the toxic, annoying, and useless mfs

Yall I can’t wait for 11 January 🙈

by Playboytraviii January 10, 2021

January 1, 1970

1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.

2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.

1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.

2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.

2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

January 24th

The day satan climbs out of the depths of hell and fucks up everyone’s day

Fuck it’s january 24th tomorrow

by YeetersonMcPeterson October 17, 2019