jacked

stolen

i jacked ur bike

by toby October 21, 2003

the jack

1. another term for the clap or gonorrhea
2. from the popular AC/DC ditty "The Jack".

1. I'm sorry Sharon, but it seems you have acute gonorrhea. If you stopped sleeping around maybe you wouldnt fuckin have the jack; dig?

2. Poker face was her name/Poker face was her nature/Poker straight was her game/If she knew she could get you/She played 'em fast/And she played 'em hard/She could close her eyes/And feel every card

by beatnik July 10, 2006

To Jack

Verb. The style of dancing employed when listening to Jacking/Fidget House. The term fidget house was coined by DJ/producers Jesse Rose and Switch, apparently as a joke. They had come to generally signify this cut-up style of house music. It has a 4/4 beat and a cut-up, glitch style which contrasts other dance genres such as progressive house and trance. The way in which it differs from other house music styles is that it usually discards the solo drum beat introduction, thus encouraging a more cut-up rather than blend mixing style amongst DJs. Other common elements of fidget house include vocal sample snippets and a prominent bassline which often bends in pitch, rather than progressing by the semitone

Get your jack on
I can jack to this
To jack is the only way to do it

by Mightyfool March 16, 2009

Jacked

1. Under the influence (adj.)
2. Stole (v., past tense)
3. Ridiculously muscular (adj.)
4. Ridiculously rich (adj.)

1 & 2: I'm way too jacked to do this online English assignment...I'll just email my teacher, explaining that someone jacked my internet cord.

3 & 4: Being jacked makes him jacked squared; people pay him for being sexy! The beauty of steroids.

by secret_code_name March 17, 2009

the jack

The toilet

Excuse me pal...can you tell where the jack is?!

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

jack with

To fuck with. What someone does to mess with someones stuff or property.

Who has been jackin' with my schlitz?

by todman August 9, 2004

jacked

1) to steal
2) to be exited
3) to have pumped muscles
4) past tense of jack off

1) yo, dude some fker jacked my car last nite and now i dont hav a ride
2) i'm so jacked for to drive frank's new ford gt
3) look at that guy, his muscles are totally jacked
4) i jacked off last nite watchin porn on the internet

by El padrino arriba November 5, 2009