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Jordan is a sexy, sexy, sexy boy that gets all of the girls and is a BEAST at video games and every sport in the entire universe of sports. Do NOT challenge him to a 100 meter race because he will kick your ass! Jordan's usually have brown hair and brown eyes with some freckles. He will be be there when you need him and is very lovable and is SUPER trustworthy and loyal. Like said before, he is also super attractive and if he is your boyfriend you are SUPER lucky. Overall, he is VERY sexy and a nice guy.
Person 1: I'm dating a Jordan.
Person 2: NO WAY!
Person 1: Yup. I ACTUALLY am!
Person 2: He is soooo hot!
Jordan by LifeSucksTrash28 May 8, 2019
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sexy af and so loyal she’s just so cute and will treat u right. she’s very nice , caring , and nice . she loves spelling coconut with her hips on that dick ya hurdddd .
girls name jordan
Jordan by cookie hahah August 20, 2019
Jordan a tall ugly skinny faggot who thinks he’s the shit,
Jordan: I’m so fucking ugly right now
A sweet, caring, cute boy who is country. He never cares what people say about him but is sensitive to some things. He is usually a mama's boy which makes him attractive.
Sam: look its Jordan has so nice!
Emma: ikr! The nicest!
Sam: let's gi talk to #jordan
Jordan by Yeeyee3 November 12, 2019
An antisocial, really smart, skinny, fluffy-haired boy. He has dark, brown hair and brown eyes. He is very weak. He is also brutally honest. He is a huge nerd and is in the school band. He is very strange and doesn't have many friends. He has anxiety. He is always seen wearing a hoodie.
That guy has no friends. he must be a Jordan.
Jordan by Old_Man_Joseph January 13, 2020
She's a bitch
She is a good friend but very annoying, she's a Jordan.
Jordan by vjojr25 February 2, 2020

Jordan ur my fav 

FJ is a simp
She snapped “jordan ur my fav”

Oh yea I hate that guy too, what a simp
Jordan ur my fav by tequilapapi September 18, 2020