Feces found in adult diapers of an old person after digesting a fruitcake, which may still have the red and green candied cherries in it, resulting in a colorful festive "pudding".
Missy had to change Mr. Jone's Depends after he soiled himself, only to discover it full of "Christmas Pudding". She saved it as a gag pinata for her blind Mexican friend.
by Eman1187 December 26, 2008
Christmas
Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16
Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16
by 🫒🧃u never get. 1dayi 🙏🏻 December 24, 2022
When your shopping for christmas presents, you either steal things to give as gifts, or get things that are free to be given as gifts.
by muhammed barack duhbomba December 13, 2008
DAMMN I had Christmas Taco's last night
by Secret Asian Mannnn December 27, 2016
Wearing casual clothes at an event where you expected to dress up, ie at christmas or new years eve.
Girl 1 : Did you buy a new outfit to wear on new years eve?
Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.
Girl 2 : No, I'm having a sporty christmas.
by mikalover January 13, 2010
When you receive a lot of great gifts for Christmas, or for any holiday or special occasion, then you open up the last one and it is awful. Its like when you almost finish eating a good chicken sandwich and the last bite is gristle.
Friend 1: My mom got me a PS4, a new car, and a pair of underwear.
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...
Friend 2: Aww man you got some Christmas Gristle...
by Tubahokie96 December 16, 2014
Toilet paper stained green and red as a result of wiping after taking a green-colored shit while on your period.
"Jan! You need to remember to flush the toilet! I found some of your christmas asswipe in the bowl!"
by Bingo Bongo December 01, 2018