Fuck A Hat

Term used to tell people to go "fuck off" or to "go fuck themselves"

Dan: "hey Steve wanna borrow my hat?"

Steve: "what for?"

Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"

by Nars Boi! July 23, 2017

Gimp hat

Neoprene hat used in water sports to keep your head warm. So called because it makes you look like a gimp

Its freezing today, better wear my gimp hat when I go down that river!

by Bobisdabest May 24, 2005

ratio of hat

n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.

Using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.

by Nate Clements April 5, 2008

shi-hats

Extreme expression of dissapointment.

Most likely derived from 'shit'.

I've missed the bus again!!! Shi-hats!

by theRealSheep February 3, 2005

lemon hat

upon receiving anal sex, the male shoves a peeled lemon into the females rectum.

"Dude! I gave this girl a lemon hat last night!"
"Nice, how did it go?!"
"I'm not allowed within 50 feet of her anymore"

by nigger boy October 7, 2013

Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

Jimmy Hat

A condom. Great word to use when asking a guy if he has a condom and you don't want the chick that you about to shack up with to know what you're talking about.

James put on a jimmy hat before he his girlfriend jumped on for the ride of her life.

Scott took off his jimmy hat before he skeet skeet skeeted all over her g-unit.

by Kyle J. P. May 30, 2006