Ditch Dragger

A Ditch Dragger suffers from poor eyesight and a terrible sense of direction, especially in familiar territory. At least once a year, the ditch dragger will crash a perfectly good truck into a drain that has been there for years.
The Ditch dragger is particularly common on farms, and usually has a proclivity for molesting innocent farm animals.

"fuck me, did you see what that clown did this time? what a fucking ditch dragger!"

by Group_Shaggalong April 29, 2021

ditch diving

The girl equivalent to a male receiving road head. When the male goes down on the woman while driving which causes the woman to lose control of the vehicle and swerve into a ditch.

Girl 1: Oh my God you'll never guess what we did while driving on the interstate the other day..

Girl 2: What?

Girl 1: While I was driving he went ditch diving on me, and caused me to crash the car.

by LionWhiskers March 01, 2013

ditch the plastic

running away from home by train hopping

take a gap year, ditch the plastic

by 9th September 25, 2018

road ditch

A very large hole in the road much bigger than a pothole.

Welcome to South Carolina we're we don't have a pothole we have a road ditch.

by SweeteaTV January 09, 2023

Ditch graver

A person who is destined to die in a ditch with no future ahead of them.

Brian: “did you hear those hooligans talking over there?”
Liam: “they are the future crack fiends and ditch gravers of this generation.”

by BleachBrinker98 May 09, 2024

Ditch graver

Ditch graver: a term used to describe a person with no future and most likely to die in a ditch

Brian: “did you see those heathens speaking over there?”
Liam: “yeah, they are the future ditch gravers of the world”

by BleachBrinker98 May 09, 2024

Ditch dayne

This is a type of guy that likes to leave the people person or place he was originally at if there’s something more fun or people more cool

That guy is a ditch dayne

by JamesSmith34 January 29, 2023