Event-Tasting

An act in which one plans to attend several parties or social events without the intention of staying for long. Usually, one takes advantage of any combination of free drugs, alcohol, swagger, or information and leaves quickly afterwards.

George: "Hey, bro, what are you doing tonight?"

Jordan: "I dunno I heard there is a fashion expo and three parties tonight."

George: "Which will you attend"

Jordan: "I am tryna get my drank on, so I might just go event-tasting"

by J Blagh October 15, 2011

A Taste of Lloyd

Stack two, opened 16 oz. cans of Steel Reserve on top of one another. Lube your anus and sit on the cans so that they are both anally inserted. Then proceed to do 15 jumping jacks. Finally squat over a large bowl and with a slight push eject the cans and frothy beer. Remove the cans and drink the beer and whatever else is in the bowl.

A taste of lloyd will brighten anyone's day.

by Lloyd Smith October 5, 2011

Taste the rainbow

Its when you taste every flavor of condom available...

*my 8th grade class*
person 1 "wait there are different flavors???"
person 2 "so does that mean we can collect them all and taste the rainbow?"
person 3 "i'm going to try that..."

by therapist spawn May 24, 2023

Cats Music taste

Something to say when someone has a really bad music taste

Bro You have a Cats Music Taste how do you listen to this!?

by MagnumYes May 26, 2023

tasting steel

What my maths teacher should do when she gets home.

Miss Cartwright took my advice about tasting steel and she shot a bullet into the back of her mouth

by MrInvincible_ May 27, 2023

Tasteful Hag

Woman who doesn't wear loud make-up, skimpy clothing, is calm, collective and is knowledgeable.

She knows she'll never be a cute hag and adknowledges it. All in all, a respectable woman.

Elysia: *sigh*

Adam: ...What's wrong?

Elysia: Oh, it's nothing.

Adam: Then why did you sigh? Clearly something is wrong.

Elysia: The truth is... i'm saddened by the fact that i'll never be a cute hag.

Adam: Ah, I see now. Don't be sad, I personally think you're a tasteful hag（＾ω＾）

Elysia: You.. you really think so? (´ • ᵕ • `)

Adam: Of course I do, you check all the marks of a tasteful hag!

Elysia: Oh, you're so kind, Adam! (≧◡≦)

Adam: Want a hug? ლ (╹◡╹ლ)

Elysia: YES!! (´ • ω • `)

by Autismo_Manifesto March 18, 2023

Asster Taste

Asster taste is an after taste which tastes like ass.

Dude, don’t ever get the chicken parm from Barney’s. Their marinara has this nasty asster taste.

by asster taste February 11, 2023