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Five Inch Adventure

A nick-name for a blunt coined by Artifacts in their song Lower Da Boom. Called so for the approximate length of a blunt
Sit back and light the five inch adventure
by yannidepp December 5, 2009
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one inch wonder

Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.
When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.
by The Original Agahnim October 1, 2021
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12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.
Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.
by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021
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1ml short of an inch

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.
I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch
by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025
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One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch
by Its_erin February 28, 2023
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inch shit

An insufferable short person.

Just like those one inch shits that hurt and are annoying!
by Shortykings March 21, 2024
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Kreifels inch

A 1 inch limp penis that needs chubbed up before u show it off but when aroused its impressive to most
My cousin harry showed off the Kreifels inch pre chub and regretted it dearly
by Hostile takeover October 10, 2015
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