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Optical inch

When you man scape and shave your pubes, the male genitals look an inch bigger
The optical inch makes nudes more impressive
by Therealmvpofthegame June 27, 2020
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2 inch spiky

Insult meaning a tiny dick, specifically two inches
Stfu Ace all have down there is a 2 inch spiky
by SteakNachos September 25, 2020
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
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11 and a half inches

Emma’s day dong is 11 and a half inches.
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inch

it means that you are small, you dont measure in feats?
dude, its only inches?!!!??!?!?
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Grow 4 inch

when a man’s manhood expands in size
That Jen could make you grow 4 inch overnight
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inch

The most unfortunate metric measurement of mankind.
Usually used to measure a male's penis. Once measured the boys compare their sizes in inches to see who is bigger.
Once their woman finds out she usually shits on your measurement and tells you it's small. And you think to yourself.
"What? This is pretty average." She doesn't think that so you fall into an overwhelming depression until you realize the woman who thinks it is small has had multiple children and has only slept with black men.

So you return to the boys to say "I was right! I am average size!" And they hopefully cheer you on with your discovery.
Her: How big is it?

Him: Oh about 5 inches.

Her: Really?!

Him: Yes, why?

Her: ...
by derogatory remarks October 25, 2023
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