Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
Get the But I don't threaten kids though! mug.Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷
by Hym Iam July 19, 2022
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Get the What is something that I don't have? mug.It sounds like it means "I don't know", but it actually just means "I don't have no as my answer", so you might still have an answer; it would just have to be something other than no.
by Definitively Cool November 26, 2023
Get the I don't no mug.I don't want a relationship. I'm not blaming all of my problems on women. I'm pretty sure I am pretty explicit about is causing the. Women likely don't like the things I've said and are using being raped by men who are not me (because I haven't raped anyone) as a pretext to prevent me from getting justice for my thing. But that's only until people start doing to them what they are doing to me and then apparently they have a breakdown on their YouTube channel and cry about it. And then they are at the mercy of the people who are trying to split the baby on the issue and that didn't work out all that well for the guy who killed your senators or the guy who tried to shoot Trump in the head. So, no. You are to blame for not fucking me because you are selecting how you are selecting and if you've have had causal sex then I don't need to have a relationship.
Hym "So no I don't do that. You are to blame in direct proportion to whatever extent you can be blamed which is A NON-ZERO SUM. You are trying to condition our relationship to me in a manner that renders me either a fuck-boy or a relationship guy and I refuse to be one of those things. And that's why the men aren't dating anyone. You have a little internal caste system. They aren't willing to be second class citizens. You are a volatile commodity that prices itself arbitrarily."
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