hotel for dogs

A sex thing

you ever been to hotel for dogs?

by smallbean69 November 14, 2021

Taste like hotel carpet

When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.

Taste Like old Hotel Carpet

Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.

Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮

by Logical thinker. July 23, 2021

Hotel Banat

Also know as Hotel Ceauşescu or Hotel Stalin the place with the most ghost of unsatisfied customers in Romania, you sometimes have to flush the toilets with the shower and you might have to open the window with a screwdriver or in the best case scenario you will go home with a minimum of 3 cuts on your back because of the ancient windows.

BA NU TE DU LA HOTEL BANAT

by ALESIO132 August 17, 2021

Hotel du Bath

The place a Lucy goes on a Saturday night

When a typical Lucy from london spends time scaling their biz they go to a hotel du Bath

by Scaletosuccess August 21, 2021

Hotel Waffle Maker

While doing a girl froggy style - when you’re ready to bust, spread her butt cheeks apart, bust in the crack, and roll her to her side.

I didn’t feel like springing for another plan b, so I gave her the hotel waffle maker

by High minds August 16, 2022

Gay Balls Hotel

the coolest and gayest friend group ever (aka alex, mars, max, shuu/zen, and roz <333) the best friend group evr!!!!! thx for changing my life gaylords you guys genuinely made my year so eventful and fun !! (/kinda srs but also /j idk)

Someone: yo have you heard about the gay balls hotel members!?
Someone#2: yeah theyr the best!!!!

by totally not kou September 1, 2022

MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM

Well, it is when THE URBAN DICKTIONARY JOCK is returning to the SHE RA ELtON ,SHE RA ELTON , SHE RA elTON.

It preserves, conserves perfect CORPORATE AUTONOMY as NO ANYTHING OUTSIDE as ROOM SERVICE the ULTIMATE and IN ROOM ENTERTAINMENT.

Well, ANAL ALAN , when your sister saw you playing with SHIT in the BATHTUB she yelled EEEEE PEEEEEDOPHILE and coming back now with your C0PR0PHILE D0GTAG it is when you stay again not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as the danger of being SCENE , a LEAK FROM ALAN I WALDMAN SHITTING ALL over in front of the BABIES, LITTLE BOYS , AND LITTLE GIRLS AS tTHEY own SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN as GOT BUDDAH FUCKED must now indulge IN PARTNER COPR0PHAGIA until all is said and done as that is what is called the ulti.ate DEBASEMENT for the WHIMMERS as to ELIMINATE for good the SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN IMAGE.

not to be MAKING OUT OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL ROOM as means show nothing to the OUTSIDE WORLD ascthe ultimate INSIDER as not MAKING OUTSIDE HOTEL MOTEL PHONE CALLS.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022