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Heather

I don’t give 2 fucks about what your name means on here.
Damn that’s crazy heather don’t give a fuck about my name ?!
by anonymous November 21, 2021
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Heather

Heather is nice to everyone except guys. She's so sexist.
by i like yakos May 5, 2023
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Heather

A superrr smokin’ HOT mom. An absolutely gorgeous milf. Everyone loves her, everyone wants her but only one person (besides her husband) can actually get her. That person is none other than Nyla ;)
Friend 1: “Dude her moms so hot”
Friend 2: Right! She’s gotta be a heather
by Iminlovewithmyfriendshotmom December 20, 2021
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Heather Heffner

Heather Heffner is one of a kind, thats for sure. She's the kind of gal that gets triggered at the smallest of mistakes. Another word for her would be Karen, but using such a word in her presence would make her force you to do 569 squat jumps around the track while you watch your other friends sneak away to get free Great Harvest samples and steal shopping carts off the road. She has been gifted as one of the most passive aggresive people on planet Earth and keeps a beating stick with her at all times. She can sometimes be a total control freak. She's the kind of lady that takes 10% coffee beans and 90% the dirt it was grown in. Her coffee is sacred and should never be drop kicked. Ever. Overall Heather Heffner is an intersting person if you get to know her.
Dude quit acting like a heather heffner, it's freaking me out.
by Definitely not a Hawk January 20, 2022
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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heatherness

Heatherness, a common adjective to describe a beautiful ginger haired girl. Everyone should have a little big of heatherness in their day
I didnt get my daily dose of heatherness today
by TheDoctorHeather January 25, 2014
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Heathers

The best musical every. It is loved by all except for people who are iether stupid or dumb.
That musical was great but not as good as heathers.
Wait you don’t like heathers, leave.
by Lizzie Chadwick April 5, 2019
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