Fuck A Hat

Term used to tell people to go "fuck off" or to "go fuck themselves"

Dan: "hey Steve wanna borrow my hat?"

Steve: "what for?"

Dan: "Becuase it looks like you need to go and fuck a hat!"

by Nars Boi! July 23, 2017

lemon hat

upon receiving anal sex, the male shoves a peeled lemon into the females rectum.

"Dude! I gave this girl a lemon hat last night!"
"Nice, how did it go?!"
"I'm not allowed within 50 feet of her anymore"

by nigger boy October 7, 2013

ratio of hat

n. ratio of hat is a massachusetts style of determining how drunk a person is. depending on the number of alcoholic beverages a person has consumed, their hat will invariably end up pointed straight up, or possibly backwards. basically anywhere but straight.

Using my powers to read the ratio of hat, i have concluded that you are schwillly.

by Nate Clements April 5, 2008

Gimp hat

Neoprene hat used in water sports to keep your head warm. So called because it makes you look like a gimp

Its freezing today, better wear my gimp hat when I go down that river!

by Bobisdabest May 24, 2005

Kermit Hat

A very epic hat.

Noob: Wow Jair that is a very epic hat!

Jair: No shit... it's a Kermit Hat.

by Jairsarus rex January 16, 2011

shi-hats

Extreme expression of dissapointment.

Most likely derived from 'shit'.

I've missed the bus again!!! Shi-hats!

by theRealSheep February 3, 2005

Jimmy Hat

A condom. Great word to use when asking a guy if he has a condom and you don't want the chick that you about to shack up with to know what you're talking about.

James put on a jimmy hat before he his girlfriend jumped on for the ride of her life.

Scott took off his jimmy hat before he skeet skeet skeeted all over her g-unit.

by Kyle J. P. May 30, 2006