hairy pissflap

Hairy beef curtains . A British donner kebab with slaw . Pissflaps with hair as long as your arm with the possibility of tagnuts.
Dirty dirty pissflaps

Hairy pissflaps are Pissflaps with hair. Usually unusually long
Oi Dave Look at those fucking dirty pissflaps on that fat old slags minge. That is one hairy clunge

I bet you'd love a bit of that in yer gob.

You can flas yer teeth with that shit

by Ronald weasley of the uss Ront April 9, 2020

hairy pistachio

When you eating a female out and you discover the patch of pubic hair she missed when she shaved her pussy

I was face to face with her hairy pistachio.

by acockyone May 8, 2020

Hairy beanbag

A ball sack under one's tadger with a solid coating in pubic velcro.

"Richard Gough's got a hairy beanbag" chanted with exuberant enthusiasm to highlight Richard's sole positive and defining physical feature.

"Check the nick of that cunt Gough's Hairy Banbag. It looks like a midget hairy Maggie caterpillar without the personality."

by Splocious May 23, 2020

Hairy Pooter

Another word for a vagina, but used in sentences about Harry Potter.

GUY 1: I wanted to talk about Harry Potter, not your Hairy Pooter

by Papasmurf2 May 31, 2020

Dirty hairy

Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there

My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat

by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020

Hairy box

A box of goodies for men. Full of nice nice smelling things to rub on your head and face.

Our lass got us a Hairy Box, smell my beard.

by Ray shoestring July 18, 2022

hairy furriness

Adjective; a word that describes having hair all over the body

Boy: "its called hair..."
Girl: "no its fur....."
Boy: " how 'bout its hairy furriness...."
Girl: "fine..."

by Lil Miss Asshole August 15, 2022