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Hag

Hedge witch. Village witch. Hag is derived from Latin ‘holy woman’ A Hag is a wise woman, Pagan or Christian or Secular, that is called to the role of service to the community. Direct action, herbalism, community care, minding the sick, social justice and mental health triage are among the responsibilities. Hags commonly cover the crown of the head with a scarf or hat when working.
Hey get that Hag lady! Someone is ODing in the alley and she said she has Narcan.!

Call the Hag, my sister needs her psych meds and doesn’t have a ride to the doctor!
by MayHemme July 31, 2021
mugGet the Hagmug.

Bessie Hag

A very ugly/weird or just downright bad southern girl
"Hey, what do you think about that girl over there?"

"No way man, shes such a Bessie Hag"
by Tree_Masta June 20, 2020
mugGet the Bessie Hagmug.

Hag Lobster

the dirty rotten bastards who order the most expensive thing on the menu, and then won't help pay the bill
Man, my mother-in-law is a Hag Lobster. She ordered the Lobster Feast and then stiffed me with the bill.
by wordqueens3 March 18, 2011
mugGet the Hag Lobstermug.

cupboard hag

A crotchety old bag of bones that lurks around one's home without the knowledge of the residents
the cupboard hag sat in the musty attic combing her thinning hair and trolling people on the internet
by Cupboardhag November 14, 2015
mugGet the cupboard hagmug.

ass hag

a very bitchy and annoying old man or woman
Old lady: You guys dress so demonic! See back in my-
Jaxx: Shut up, you ass hag.
by finnisstupid December 20, 2023
mugGet the ass hagmug.

Gag Hag

A gay man who attaches himself to emotionally unavailable men—often straight, closeted, partnered, or just disinterested—while secretly longing for love, sex, or approval.

He gets close to their girlfriends, mothers, even wives to gain access. He offers loyalty, affection, and emotional labor in exchange for crumbs. Disarming, devoted, and low-key strategic, the Gag Hag plays both sides—never quite chosen, but always nearby.

Beneath the devotion lies a deeper script: a quiet competition with the mother for Daddy’s love—only now, he gets close to her to get closer to him.

Underneath it all?
A deep hunger for Daddy’s love.
And a silent hope that one day… he’ll be chosen.
“I felt like a total Gag Hag as I helped him slip on the shirt I had just ironed—for his date with her.”

“I introduced them… and somehow I ended up adjusting her veil before she walked down the aisle—to marry him. Gag Hag.”
by Brobituary August 6, 2025
mugGet the Gag Hagmug.

hags

Hags Means Have A Great Summer, usually used by 5th~6th graders when they think they are cute and quirky
omg i had such a great year jessica, im so sad you are moving sksksksk and i oop and i oop, anyway hags
by EmilyDontLie August 25, 2019
mugGet the hagsmug.

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