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hacks

The only tools used by tools. Cheats which make up for lack of skill because of an incapability to play the right way. People use them to cop free dubs, but none of the wins matter if you don't use any of your own strength. Ppl act hard when they get insane kills with these powers, but they could do none of that on their own. So don't steal wins bcuz of cheating and work ur way up. After all, cheaters may win the computer game, but they lose in real life!
This guy just killed everyone thru a wall! He must be using hacks!
by Cheaters never win April 1, 2021
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Rightswipe-hack

Swiping right on every person to avoid premium dating application charges and later unmatchable those you actually don't want to talk to.
Bio: If we matched its because I rightswipe-hack on everyone, not because I like you

Matt: Hey what's up

Cherri: nm wyd?
by Blake_zzz April 5, 2021
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hacking penises

n00bs from modern warfare who decide they have to be pinises and hack for things like lag switch, 11 prestiges, and other things used by total dickwads
badass dude: OMFG these guys are hacking penises.
me: couldn't you have just called them whores
badass dude: no thats too nice
me:...
by callofbootymodernwhorefare2 November 4, 2012
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Salad Bar Hacking

Salad Bar Hacking is the practice of attempting to get round 'one bowl, one visit' rules at salad bars by building huge towers of food, etc. Usually attempted by broke university students trying to 'get their money's worth' or general people whose eyes are bigger than their stomachs.

A Chinese engineer named Shen Hongrui has written a ~100 page PDF on different salad bar hacking techniques to be used in Chinese Pizza Huts. Unfortunately, his method became so popular all the Pizza Huts in China scrapped their salad bars.

The method involves building a solid base in the original bowl, ideally with chickpeas and potatoes. 'The foundations are very important, so choose dry and strong material,' he says.

Next, hackers must create a layer of carrot sticks radiating from the centre to act as a scaffold or a larger 'plate'.

Then use slices of cucumber or blocks of fruit to build the tower's walls.

Finally, fill the tower with the food you are most keen on eating. All you need after that is a steady hand to carry your platter back to the table.
Alice: Hey Bob, let's go salad bar hacking!

Bob: Sorry Alice, I don't think I've quite got the guts. I'd be chucked out.
by BeholdTheCheddar August 9, 2012
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hack

To notice your friend has left their Facebook account logged on on your computer and to promptly post ridiculous shit from said account
Woah, Jenny left her facebook open, lets hack it!
by BobbyZ500 December 16, 2011
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hack

To change someone's facebook status while he/she left his/her account logged on.
"OMG! I hacked your fb. Love you mom!"
by best_hacker_in_the_world December 29, 2011
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Hack-Off

n. A term that describes the action of playing hacky sack; v. To play hacky sack. Adj. Stoner
Hey Man Let's go Hack-Off

Teacher - "Why are you late to class again?"
Student- "Oh sorry I was Hacking Off with all of my friends"

Hey man pull your sack out I wanna Hack-Off
by OneGiantIndian March 10, 2011
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