Guitard

A male who owns a guitar only to impress girls.

Man, John only has a guitar to get girls. He's such a guitard.

by Commandman7 May 28, 2014

Guitar Hero

When you're jammin so hard the guitar accidentally gets stuck up your ass and you have to call your mom to get it out but she gets the guitar stuck up her ass too. Then you have have to call autistic midgets to get it out but they cant reach your ass.

Bro me and my mom had a guitar hero last night

by Window Licker 6 9 June 16, 2018

Guitar douche

When people nonstop talk and play guitar even when no one cares

Jake valladares is some times a guitar douche

by Mr stark July 15, 2018

Gupta Pig

A brown person who believes they are superior to everyone else and also has a disease where they try and negotiate the price of everything.

Hank: Did you see that Gupta Pig at the grocery store trying to negotiate the price of hamster pellets?

Donnie: Yeah Gupta Pigs typically eat rodent pellets as a main source of food.

by thanksyourwelcome June 19, 2019

guntatrino

One of the big trio (guntatrino, edgatrino and diantrino) guntatrino is the bigest fuckhead retard out of the 3.

Pashol nahuj guntatrino

by AutoTheMexican October 8, 2019

Guitar position

When a guy (or girl) grabs a girl by the neck and uses the other hand to fiddle down the bottom, aka choking while fingering.

Guy 1: I did the Guitar position last night with my gf!
Guy 2: I better try that on mine as well.

by PurpleMagma205 July 19, 2020

Guetapen

A synonym of Ambush, commonly used because of misconception the original form of the word. Commonly used by french people when talking in english, also has a mocking use towards certain people.

Max: Oh this looks like a guetapen! (Goo-et-ah-pen) I must go away as quick as possible if i dont want to get caught by unhealthy-minded guys.

by ImBadLemon June 19, 2021