Dumping a grumpy

The largest, longest , smelliest, shit in the world.

Clear the house I’m dumping a grumpy.

by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019

Wake up on the grumpy side of the bed

To discover that your partner has doubled down in retaliation for a recent relationship slight of yours.

Johnny Depp missed Amber Heard's birthday party, so he had to wake up on the grumpy side of the bed.

by AQuokka April 20, 2022

beep the guppy

Slang for "masturbating".

I'm having trouble sleeping so I'm going to beep the guppy.

by deathsloth January 9, 2023

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

Rip a grumpy

To fart (ferociously)

Tom: (farts loudly!)
Jim: did you just rip a grumpy?

Tom: I’ve had bad farts all day.

Jim: oh, I agree grumpy buns.

by Michael Muffins February 25, 2025

Pumping a grumpy

Slang for having a bowel movement, pooping, taking a shit, etc

Bro where the hell were you, we lost the game because of you

Stfu, I was pumping a grumpy.

by Davehar March 28, 2025