snail grease

When your done fucking a girl in the ass and you pull out. Poop oozes out resembling the trail of grease a snail makes

After I got done fucking Tina in the ass you should have seen the snail grease she left on my bed.

Did you see Mary's underware, I know she takes it in the ass. I mean look at that snail grease trail?

by Tom and Brian December 25, 2007

Grease Monkey

1. Someone who has bits of food, grease, etc. in their facial hair or normal hair.

2. Someone who loves working on cars.

1.
George: Man, John never puts a hairnet on when using the deep fat frier. What a grease monkey.

2.
Josh: All that that grease monkey Joel does all day is work on cars.

by The Anonymous Corporation April 29, 2010

grease the gears

Trying to decide on time and place to have some pre drinks before a night of debauchery

Hey boys/ladies where are we going "grease the gears" tonight?

by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

greased gorilla

a sweaty, funky, hairy vagina. female duck butter.

lucy had a greased gorilla after her work out.

by greasy gorilla October 22, 2008

Pappa Grease

A person who refuses to bathe and their hair is so greasy it feels like glue.

Person 1,
"Hey Jeremy do you notice that Nathan never bathes?"
Person 2,
"Yeah, we call him Pappa Grease"

by o Mr Slave o May 20, 2009

grease-monkey

most dirtiest, greasiet, smelliest person you know

rachel is such a grease-monkey

by ci4r4L0L November 28, 2020

Grease Drying

When you are unable to wipe after a hefty shit so you just leave it there to dry - the ass version of 'drip drying'.

Dude, i was on a road trip and totally had to unload so i went by the roadside but had no bog-roll so i had to do some grease drying!

by Silverlynx April 22, 2019