by Thom Lock May 12, 2019
A person who comments on a situation or offers solutions without any significant prior knowledge of the situation. As a result, they usually get the wrong end of things and offer incorrect or inaccurate opinions. Can also be used to refer to incompetent, delusional, bumbling or buffoonish people. Occasionally used to describe someone who makes up rules to games in order to allow themselves to win. A goose detective is usually genuine in their delusions, however, rather than trying to troll people or screw people over.
"He lectured me at length about how his computer wasn't turning on, yet he never checked to make sure it was plugged in. He's such a goose detective."
"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"
"You have to own all the properties of the same colour before you can build any houses on them."
"Really? I didn't think you did."
"You do; it says so here in the rules."
"I'm sure you don't have to! I'm going to build a house here anyway."
"You're such a goose detective!"
by Cooltrainer Hugh July 12, 2012
Simiar to bird flu, but self induced. Symptoms include vomiting, headache, dehydration, and feelings of insecurity. Caused by over consumption of Grey Goose, or an overdose of like spirits.
After a long night, she was unable to make it to work today. We think she may have a case of Goose Fever.
by davax July 18, 2015
Flippy goosing is to flippy goose when needed, also to flippy goose means flippy goosing around, also to flippy goose but not to be confused of floppy goosing, Russell.....don't be flippy goosing
by St3v3n3aker September 18, 2014
by jossiander May 19, 2008
Someone who is incontrollably drunk. Most commonly used to describe a happy drunk but can sometimes be used to describe someone who is in a very bad way
Can also be used in the phrase "On the Goose" - to go out with other people and get drunk
Can also be used in the phrase "On the Goose" - to go out with other people and get drunk
by Gozzled September 28, 2007
A purple goose is when a male chokes his penis till it turns purple then puts a goose call in their partnes mouth and proceed to screw a girl in the butt unknowingly untill she blows the call.anal dick alaskan pipeline
by Billy Bob 86 June 26, 2016