Golden Stitch

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.

“Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”

by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

Golden Cone

When you get really bored and you have to pee so you go to the toilet and twist up your penis until you can't anymore and then let go while pissing so it flings all over the place.

Yeah sorry about that bathroom incident last night dude. I was hella drunk and bored so I did a golden cone all over the place.

by MelonWorm November 17, 2013

golden tip

When the dick\nipples is sooo good you dont want to stop sucking it

Omg your dick taste like candy! Now thats what i call a golden tip

by Ella Olsen August 10, 2016

Golden Woodpile

The act of shitting on one's chest, face, legs or other body part and then proceeding to piss all over the turd logs while chewing leaf tobacco.

"Dude, see that girl? Two weeks ago she wanted to know what a Golden Woodpile was, so I started plopping a couple logs on her tit's when she threw up, from the chew-spit in her mouth, before I could piss on her chest, it was gnarly"

by Brucetickles November 27, 2012

Golden sumbrero

Filling Mexican hat with urine, making partner drink.

Hey babe, should spice thinks up tonight with a good ole golden sumbrero?

by Whyisthissodirty May 22, 2018

golden buzz

The perfect ratio between alcohol and weed.
The golden buzz.

Bar scene
Guy 1: “Hey bro?”

“How you doin’?”
Guy 2: “Golden buzz!”
Guy 1: “Sick!”

by GoldenBuzzGuy June 9, 2023

golden sprinkle

When you get a golden shower from a midget.

My buddy Zak said a golden sprinkle is better than a golden shower because it's way less messy.

by Tittsmcgee June 14, 2017