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Gym Brain

During or After a workout. A person with Gym Brain tends to forget words & act completely stupid.
I can’t think I got Gym Brain
by pixelhuntr February 23, 2022
mugGet the Gym Brainmug.

Gym wood

Bro, that Instagram chick was working out right next to me last night, and she gave me major gym wood.
by Jeromeleggings March 8, 2022
mugGet the Gym woodmug.

Gym Stan

That guy who owns a large transparent water bottle with protein shake in it who doesn’t stop talking about how often they go to the gym, how much they can lift, what type of pre-workout they use and whether it’s leg day or not. These people aren’t necessarily show offs, rather they are just very dedicated to working out to the point where they don’t have a life.
Person one to Person two: So I’m gonna hit the gym later, I really don’t want to go but I gotta work on my legs today because yesterday I did mostly upper body.
Person two to Person three: Person one is such a Gym Stan.
* This only applies to regular people, Actual athletes who have a real reason to work out in order to perform their job are exempt from being called this.
by HarryPubicPotter March 2, 2022
mugGet the Gym Stanmug.

Sigma Gym Incel

A type of Incel that gets no women's attention and has no clue how to talk with women, but with a twist.
First, this type of Incel usually works on himself to become the best version of himself, and usually they do these activities.
-Participates in Looksmaxxing
-Goes to the gym
-Takes care of himsel
-Does edging
-Takes daily showers

Sigma Incels also don't hate women; it's just the opposite. They love women, and they don't blame women for the reason they are single.
Most of them could easily pull a woman because they are usually handsome and very nice guys.
Sigma Gym Incel 1: Yo bro, that girl over there, she is SO cute. Look at that GYATTTT. I even saw that she was staring at me multiple times.

Sigma gym incel 2: GOD DAYYYYUMMMM THAT GYATTT IS UNREAL BUT IT'S NO GOOD, bro. We both don't know what to say to her; we have never talked to a woman before.

Both Sigma Gym Incels continue to stare at females, hoping they would come approach them, but as usual, it never happens.
and they both continue to live in loneliness forever.
by xxracth54xx November 20, 2023
mugGet the Sigma Gym Incelmug.

Gym snail

A person who goes to the gym and doesn't wipe down their sweat off of the gym equipment
I went to the gym earlier and a gym snail had used the equipment I needed, gross.
by Canton town August 5, 2019
mugGet the Gym snailmug.

Gym

Dude we are playing dodgeball at the orgy today at gym
by SkeetSkeet Quail April 15, 2019
mugGet the Gymmug.

Gym Joust

When one man and another man measure their genitals, face to face to see which one touches the other's body first.
I was in the locker room and I was curious how big my penis was so I asked one of the boys to gym joust me.
by sjehfbnskjdnfkljsadnfkjn12 December 19, 2020
mugGet the Gym Joustmug.

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