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Farmer's Dinner

When a tired farmer had not time or money to get or make himself dinner.
I am really hungry right now, but I think I'll just have a farmer's dinner.
by Real names 2233 April 21, 2022
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Farmer’s Wife

A woman married to a farmer.

Usually a family member before marriage such as; cousin, second cousin, or even a sister.

Someone with an IQ of less than 60.
A Farmer’s Wife should stay barefoot and pregnant.
by Isn’t life fun August 13, 2020
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farmer derrek

(farmer derrek) my big dick daddy derrek pounded me for hours last night 😍😍
by shdnfoenebdh February 4, 2021
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Jamaican Farmer

a synonym used for a drug dealer, mostly one who sells weed.
A: Hey man, i am looking for a jamaican farmer, do you know any around here?

B: Yeah, they're everywhere, come with me.
by H12F April 1, 2011
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Pickle Farmer

A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.

She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
by jv1020 February 25, 2014
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Pity Farmer

A person who adds a stupid app on Facebook, such as Farmville, just to help their friends/stop getting app invites.
Yeah, tom is still a douche for playing, but he wouldn't stop sending me those damn Farmville requests. I became his pity farmer by default.
by T-3PO January 24, 2011
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farmer snort

plugging one side of the nose while blowing really hard out the other in order to clear the nasal passages. AKA snot rocket.
person 1: Do you have a tissue?
person 2: No, sorry. Looks like you're just going to have to do the farmer snort.
person 1: damn, i hate bowing snot rockets, i always get boogers on my hand!
by aleckss May 15, 2005
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