alt-facts

Short for "alternative facts" - a newspeak term for things that are completely wrong, but one decides to give a fuck about truth. Coined by Kellyann Conway, spin doctor of US President Donald J. Trump.

"It's a lie. But we will not say lie, because thats a bad word. We don't use bad words. We never do them. We use right words. Right words, alt-right-words, alt-facts. Who needs facts anyway. I won." Donald J. Trump

by blippo2 January 24, 2017

Strategy fact-ory

The intelligence services invented a particular statement to dismiss and or ridicule information which was to close to the truth for them. "Conspiracy theory" is still frequently used today to block any meaningful conversation.

Today I decided to create a counter to that statement with similar elements in it.

I have come across this "strategy fact-ory" in my news feed.

by Alpha2zen November 9, 2020

Fact Slapped

When you are in an argument and you are fact checking somebody so hard

"Dude I'm spitting so many facts rn you get fact slapped the fuck out of"

by Suck this fat dick November 12, 2020

fact slapped

When you fact check the shit out of somebody

*two people in an argument* "I am fact checking you so hard you just got fact slapped"

by Suck this fat dick November 12, 2020

Trump Facts

A piece of false information that is presented that conflicts with facts or evidence that is used to persuade people to challenge factual information or evidence.

The 45th President of the United States routinely used Trump Facts to counter scientists' opinions about the Corona Virus.

by HB_Hoss November 14, 2020

Ignorant Facts

When someone thinks they know all about a topic, but they really end up telling lies to seem smart.

"Kyle was talking out of his ass yesterday with all his ignorant facts about politics."

by BimbleBarbo November 19, 2020

facting

the opposite of lying, its when you start spitting facts, commonly used when people are in denial and think you're lying

guy 1: "your girl sucked my dick for hours man it was like a blowjob encore"

guy 2: "man shut your meatloaf looking headass the fuck up you're lying"
guy 1: "more like facting"

by attackah December 4, 2020