Funky Gym Junkie

During intercourse with a lady and/or man who regularly works out, insert your penis and/or dildo into a tub of protein and then, re insert it into the anus or vagina.

I gave her a funky gym junkie on Friday night.

by Brokeback Mountaineer January 6, 2023

Funky redneck surpise

The act of putting barbecue sauce and crayfish boil on someone then blindfolded them and penetrating them in a surprise fashion not allowing them to know what hole

John took Abby out for dinner then gave her a Funky redneck surpise .

by The defining man July 20, 2025

funky

it literally means pinocchio

is pinocchio funky?
-yea, he is

by bheksxx January 20, 2024

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

by thiccjim March 5, 2024

Not funky fresh

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb

Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference

by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022

Funky Duck

A dance that has become popular amongst the group of Vulfpeck (a band) fans, which is in reference to the song Funky Duck. Although there is not a set dance, you must be double fisting above your head, while bending your knees more than 90 degrees.

"Hey Ali, can you go grab a couple seltzers so we can Funky Duck?

by Grateful Mcgee July 5, 2025