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Fortnite

A terminal disease causing many strokes, heart attacks, cardiac arrest, total body paralysis, uncontrollable seizures, and about 30 days later, death. We need to stop this disease before someone else falls victim to it. About 2.9 - 4 million people are currently infected.
Guy 1: My friend caught a new disease…
Guy 2: Really? What disease? Also don’t tell me it’s ligma.
Guy 1: He is infected with Fortnite…
Guy 2: That is so sad, I’m sorry for your loss.
by SomeRandomGuy232637 December 23, 2022
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

He plays Fortnite. What a virgin
by TheSenate66 May 10, 2019
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

girl,wanna pip pip the didlydoo

guy,pulls out Fortnite not today thought
by Freshjohnson69 November 15, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

Girl: Do you play fortnite?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Fuck you, stay a virgin!
*Girl leaves*
by ihavenoideawhattoputformyname September 4, 2020
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

Fortnite

The #1 most effective Birth Control option. More effective than condomsand pills combined.
boy: "hey baby, did you see my fortnite win i posted on my snap?"

girl: "ew im breaking up with you!"
by HadToGooglePsuedonym November 4, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

fortnite

a complete shit game that 2 year olds play
im going to fortnite
by philebinezer June 4, 2019
mugGet the fortnitemug.

Fortnite

a game for people mostly boys (that plays it to death )who won't pay attention to their girlfriends so the break ups happen in 2018👍💔
Justin: babe I'm playing video games can u stop distracting me?
Alexa: your always on that game of fortnite u acting like its more important than me

Justin: it is.. Sorry but can u get me something to drink?
Alexa : yeah ...drink your ass down the stairs bc we done bye!
by Xox.maddybae December 15, 2018
mugGet the Fortnitemug.

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