First find a willing girl. Beat 4 eggs, shredded cheese and a can of tuna into a large bowl. Pour the mixture into the vagina of a woman.The "cook" places his mouth over the vagina and lifts the woman over there head and swallows as much of it as possible.
by BLR June 02, 2006
guy 1 "dude where were you this morning?? everyone was waiting for you"
guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."
guy 2 "my bad. i woke up at her place and was totally enjoying a chinese breakfast. you know how long that can take."
by sperrysnosocks May 04, 2010
A hot breakfast is a sexual act that happens in the morhing. To have a hot breakfast one must stand over your partner who lies face up. Your ass should be facing your partners feet. Then proceed to dip your nuts in your partners mouth teabag. While teabagging your partner take a shit on there chest biscut. Ther you have your hot breakfast.
Damian gave his ho a hot breakfast with OJ. Oh, the OJ,That's when you kill the bitch when your done.
by Damian B October 21, 2004
When you wake up your partner or lover after a long pleasurable night of sex by inserting your penis roughly into their anus after masturbating previously to the point of ejaculation. As she turns around to yell at you, "WTF," you blow your load into her mouth.
My fiancée asked me last night to bring her breakfast in bed in the morning after we got done making love. I'm not normally the type for sentimental stuff. Little did she know, she was in for a treat.
by Timmy, Josh, Branden, Taven March 03, 2011
Girl: After Brad dumped me, his older brother took me out for drinks. The next morning I woke up in his bed! Talk about an awkward breakfast.
Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?
Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!
Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?
Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O
Emmett: Dude, did you see Bella leaving Jasper's room half naked?
Rosalie: No! Talk about an awkward breakfast! I'm telling Edward!
Emmett: He probably already knows. He can read minds, remember?
Rosalie: Oh yeah... >:O
by Bczargirl April 23, 2009
Jack: "Wow Luke you seem very energetic and focused this morning!"
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."
Luke: "Yeah I had a Colombian Breakfast, I'm feeling fucking fantastic! FUCK FRUIT AND FIBRE."
by broadsword March 06, 2014
Japanese TV series with an infamous trailer that has been circulating around the interweb with such classic dialogue as "Good morning, Nigga", and "Good morning to you, Niggaaaaaa!"
by Poleary December 31, 2003