A guy that has amazing abs. He is normally really sweet and cute. You know he is the one for you if his name is Dylan. If you ever meet one just be happy with him because he doesn't like to be sad. He doesn't like fighting unless he really has to. He can be really nice but if you get on his nerves watch out. If you ever meet a Dylan then you need to take care of him because he is a keeper. He also has green looking eyes and has a fantastic personality.
by Itsmaboi January 2, 2017
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"Look at that faggot, he reminds me of Dylan!"
by muhu_ March 31, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.Dylan’s are really good friends. They will always check up on you when you look sad, and will always be there for you. They are the biggest simps, they would rather be with their crush than their friends, and will do anything to try and get with that person. They are pretty smart and care about how they do in school. They’re innocent and don’t get into a lot of drama, but they can still have a laugh. They are actually really fun to be around. If you know a Dylan, you’re one lucky person
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by Leigh leigh 69 November 23, 2020
Get the Dylan mug.A unique male organism that engages in the primitive act of giving turkey surprises to his female peons. Dylan's turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.
Dylan: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Dylan: When you are done, please puke in one spot to make it easier to recycle.
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Dylan: thats my girl.
Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.
Dylan: When you are done, please puke in one spot to make it easier to recycle.
Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.
Dylan: thats my girl.
by thatguy.> October 8, 2012
Get the Dylan mug.He is a good looking and handsome boy. He has good friends and he is funny, and saluted mostly for his fantastic taste in music-especially Mayday Parade. He is sweet and he might not admit it, but he loves himself
Dylan looked at me outside of the shop today.
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Dylan talked to me on Facebook! OMG!
I got tapped by Dylan today!
Dylan talked to me on Facebook! OMG!
by I Am In Love With Him... October 22, 2012
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